Cat eating pizza

Cats eating pizza. Two worlds collide.

How NOT to Talk to Women & OK Cupid Fails

Got to hang out with Jason Horton on his podcast Two White Guys. Shit got real. AS FUCK.

Shanna Malcolm got me a sexy birthday card.

No Marla, I don’t “Member” when he was all Gary Gary.

My friends the Awkward Kids RAP about GAME OF THRONES!

Would you break up with Megan Fox if she lied about her Klout score? I don’t know if I could trust her after that :(