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DATE MOVE: TAKEN 3 Exclusive Trailer

DATE MOVE: TAKEN 3 Exclusive Trailer

TAKE your date to TAKEN 3. Either she will be hormonally charged from all the awesomeness, or disappointed which will make sex with you seem at least OK.

Bryan Mills is back. All bets are off. The Plot: Revenge. Everyone gets hurt. This is what I’m hoping for. Taken 2 was awful, minus a few ok scenes. I will however be there opening night with bells on. Let’s watch the exclusive trailer together.…

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SEX APPS

You know the saying, “there’s an app for that”? Well, I think at this point, they might be right. There is an app and a website for everything. If you are a betting person, dating and sex seems like a slam dunk for making money and waves in the industry. People want to roll the dice on love. Only the dice is the app, and the roll is click or a swipe.

We are all familiar with dating sites like Tin…

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YOU DON’T “OWE” ANYONE ANYTHING (Just don’t be a dick)

YOU DON’T “OWE” ANYONE ANYTHING (Just don’t be a dick)

Advice From A White Girl In Jeans

Hey ALLLLLL: I’m back, with a particular focus this week: GUILT. The thing is, as terrible as humanity can be, the social and psychological captivity stemming from our puritanical roots can be the bane of our dating existence. For some reason, a great majority of us feel GUILT if we don’t like someone and need to cut it off, or generally, if someone has sexual or…

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STOP KISSING LIKE SHIT

STOP KISSING LIKE SHIT

Holy shit, you guys. Kissing is a big fucking deal. I like to call kissing “the gateway into my pants,” but some people think of it as a sexual activity in and of itself. I respect that, I suppose. Either way, you guys need some help doing it. Let’s begin.

Hey WGIJ, I was making out with a girl and she wasn’t really into it. Does that mean she doesn’t like me? Am I a bad kisser?Hard to say. Maybe…

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The Art of the Dick Pic

The Art of the Dick Pic

THE ART OF THE DICK PIC
Advice from a white girl in jeans

Did y’all miss me? I was gone so long I missed MYSELF. No matter, we will proceed down the river of sexual dysfunction, as planned. If you’ve read anything off the internet this week, I’m sure you’ve heard about high-profile naked pics being leaked. I’m sick of talking about that shit, but I’m gonna stay in the realm of discussion with…

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Dating for Losers

DATING FOR LOSERS
Advice from a White Girl in Jeans

Hey all, so these past couple weeks have been crazy and depressing, haven’t felt much like answering questions because there are bigger, larger questions that have no answers and lead to more questions and crying crying crying doughnut holes.

THAT BEING SAID, we must go on, and make the world a better place in the small, shitty little ways that…

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