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STOP KISSING LIKE SHIT

STOP KISSING LIKE SHIT

Holy shit, you guys. Kissing is a big fucking deal. I like to call kissing “the gateway into my pants,” but some people think of it as a sexual activity in and of itself. I respect that, I suppose. Either way, you guys need some help doing it. Let’s begin.

Hey WGIJ, I was making out with a girl and she wasn’t really into it. Does that mean she doesn’t like me? Am I a bad kisser?Hard to say. Maybe…

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The Art of the Dick Pic

The Art of the Dick Pic

THE ART OF THE DICK PIC
Advice from a white girl in jeans

Did y’all miss me? I was gone so long I missed MYSELF. No matter, we will proceed down the river of sexual dysfunction, as planned. If you’ve read anything off the internet this week, I’m sure you’ve heard about high-profile naked pics being leaked. I’m sick of talking about that shit, but I’m gonna stay in the realm of discussion with…

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Dating for Losers

DATING FOR LOSERS
Advice from a White Girl in Jeans

Hey all, so these past couple weeks have been crazy and depressing, haven’t felt much like answering questions because there are bigger, larger questions that have no answers and lead to more questions and crying crying crying doughnut holes.

THAT BEING SAID, we must go on, and make the world a better place in the small, shitty little ways that…

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Ice Bucket Challenge: Sexy Edition

Ice Bucket Challenge: Sexy Edition

There seems to be a divide online regarding the Ice Bucket Challenge. The amazing outpouring of support is wonderful. Sure, seeing the same thing in the same way over and over can get tedious to one’s Facebook feed. I get that. However, if the road to raising money for ALS, or really any worthwhile cause is paved with ice, water, and buckets, I’m all for it.

My good friend Sienna Spaldingtagged…

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